I wrote this while I was still living in Milwaukee. I feel beyond fortune to live within driving distance of this gorgeous vista taken just last week from Glacier Point in Yosemite National Park. Hope you enjoy this tongue-in-cheek essay about National Parks, which are near and dear to my heart.
In planning this year’s
summer vacation it has come squarely to my attention that there are serious
inequities in this country. I’m not
speaking of gender bias, racial discrimination or the widening economic and social
gaps between the rich and poor. Yes,
these are deeply troubling, but a simple glance at a U.S. map will reveal injustices of
far greater latitude and longitude.
It seems as though certain
states have been inordinately blessed with the riches of nature, while others
lag far behind like the ugly duckling stepsister, wobbling Quasimodo-like
through life, trying to get by on personality alone. From sea to shining sea, Mother Nature’s
partiality and favoritism is sorely evident.
According to Wikipedia (the
source for all knowledge) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_parks_of_the_United_States
there are 59 national parks in the United States. But shockingly, only twenty-seven states and
two U.S. territories share in this fruit of plenty. Simple arithmetic would seem to dictate that
one park be assigned to each state, and, with nine left over, divide them
equally among the territories (Puerto Rico has no National Parks!) Among the twenty-five
have-not states, given the cold shoulder by Mother Nature, many must make do
with inferior millenniums-after-the-fact attempts to rectify these gross
disparities, through man-made consolation prizes in the form of national
military parks, battlefields, historic sites and monuments.
For example, Connecticut , along with a half dozen other states, shares
the Appalachian National Scenic Trail and also shares a National Heritage
Corridor (whatever that is) with Massachusetts . But, unfortunate Connecticut can claim only
one place of pilgrimage of its own: the
Weir Farm, a National Historic Site designated in 1990 for one of America’s
earliest impressionist painters who summered there in the late nineteenth and
early twentieth centuries. But is the
farm of a dead artist really supposed to keep Connecticut
happy in comparison to say, the Grand Canyon, or the mystical vision of the
granite face of California ’s
Half Dome?
Then again, perhaps
Johnny-come-lately Connecticut should count
itself fortunate compared to Delaware ,
the only state in the union that has absolutely nothing! Delaware
is no doubt extraordinarily embarrassed, as it should be. On the other hand, everyone knows that Mother
Nature created Delaware
as the perfect location for businesses to incorporate. Too much beauty and splendor or history in
that state, and the next thing you know the stock market is taking a nose-dive. But even among the
halves, some must make do with tiny slices of the pie of National Park
glory. Should we begrudge Idaho their small sliver of Yellowstone ,
America ’s first national
park, when that state must share it with Montana
and Wyoming ? This hardly seems fair given that Montana has
splendorous Glacier National Park all to itself and Wyoming shares its
magnificent Grand Teton National Park with no one.
But exactly what kind
of behind the scenes pork barrel politicking went on when Mother Nature decided
that California would get nine national parks, Alaska eight, and Utah five,
while Illinois must be satisfied with an odd historic trail or two and the
Lincoln Home National Historic Site, and only then because of an accident of
birth? Likewise, can Kansas in America ’s
heartland truly be contented with its amber waves of grain and its Tallgrass
Prairie National Preserve when it knows deep down inside that this could never
come close to National Park material?
I ask you, is this
fair? What was Mother Nature thinking?
Don’t cry for us California and Alaska . Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I’ve decided to forego this year’s
summer road trip. Instead I’m going to
spend my vacation in the safety and comfort of my lovely Milwaukee backyard while I enjoy the bustling
wildlife antics of the common gray squirrel and the breathtaking views of the
newly built addition to my neighbor’s bungalow.